February 2012
mankey23:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
F.U.N. Song
Peeta: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. N is for anywhere, anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!
Gale: F IS FOR F THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN. U IS FOR URANIUM...BOMBS! N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS, WHEN YOU--
Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Watchodair:
new tv spot.
